Do you also do this with your girlfriend?

My girlfriend and I have what I guess you would say is a "unique" relationship. We both have I guess sick senses of humour and because of that after either of us takes a big monsterous world ending sh.it the other one comes into the bathroom and we both inspect and rate it together and have a competition based on each day's ratings at the end of the week. Whoever gets the higher number for the bigger more offensive sh.it wins so its a pretty simple game lol. One time my girlfriend had one that snaked all the way around the bowl and kept going so that it touched the bottom of her as.s and we had to scoop some of the sh.it out before we could flush it down lmfao she won that week.